Questions which are frequent times having asked (FAQ)


Your website sucks. It's fake.

Some foregners say that website is saying a lie, so why don't you say to my face? Now I have a list of your name (from comments) so I am go to Geckos with my family and give you the shame. You don't like my website? Get out my country!

I'd just like to say that I disagree with the content of this site, but respect your freedom to express yourself.

If you don't like, why don't you leave? Get out my country!

You sound like Yoda.

Yoda? You make insult about me because I am small. And well you should not. For my ally is the Kimchi, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Kimchi around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

Why is there no Flash on your website?

Korean culture needs electricity to work. I am sad about it, but Flash needs many electricity. So, the low peoples in Africa need to learn about Korea so we have no flash to them.

You are an idiot. It's HomoSexual, not Homeless Sexuals.

Now you are having race against people because they have no home. Maybe Hitler is your friend? Do you play with Hitler and his toy? You are a race man. So, you think a man has no house and he cannot have sexual?
In foregn country many homeless man have sexual but in Korea the homeless man have soju. But even Homeless Soju have sexual, but he likes girl Homeless Soju.

Where can I meet a Homeless Sexual?

The Homeless Sexual lives on Brokeback mountain and Itaewon but do not talk to the Homeless Sexual or he will make grape with your backhole.

What should I do if I see a foregner?

You must respect Korea culture. Please avoid foregner but if foregner looks evil you must   stare at foregner or spit on ground (this is the way we must tell other Korea peoples about foregner is close).

I am a foreigner.

Please know that your life is not over. There are options about you. Suicide, soju, obsessive dogmatic behavior(gaming, Jesus, nationalism, hate), for example.


You are racist.

See question directly below.

This website is too obvious. The satire isn't clever enough to be taken seriously.

See question directly above.

Welcome to Korea.

We make this website for the world. Hello foregn peoples!! Please choose your problems:

Tell about the criminal here

Don't worry, we have private. Because, for example, only people who have internet will see it.

Comments

LALA writes...
I AM DUMBFOUNDED.
OTL
Posted on October 4, 2011 - 23:55:07
i must do writes...
@you must do: that's very clever of you too. :) i'm impressed.
Posted on October 4, 2011 - 14:27:07
you must do writes...
Very clever of you to hide your actual domain registration info by registering through privacyprotect.org. People who hide on the internet and don't fully reveal who they are and what their relationship is to the topic in question - you just can't take seriously at all. Looking at the comments, this is a spam and troll gathering ground.
Posted on September 28, 2011 - 22:59:42
anyo writes...
bad english!!!@!
Posted on September 28, 2011 - 11:10:54
Ling writes...
What have you American when cross with girl on Japan? Fat grease pig, not even for eating or make fuckings with dog, haha! Korean make best humor, joke for example, and cleverest because true inside. American Japanese every freak, each of them. This fact discovered at famous Korea scientist Steve Honking.

Korean also is best leader of celebrity from whole world, born Martha Lutheran King, for example, and here was favorite celebrate insect hero Tony McWire before he move to land of freak.
Posted on September 28, 2011 - 09:26:17
misa writes...
favorite korea girl thing is they have never the stench mustard in love holes. american girl big stench all timings. very messy on your hotdog. no soap can ever erased.
Posted on September 28, 2011 - 09:02:28
Mike writes...
After initially liking this site, I have changed my mind. There is nothing amusing about Korea. It is a shithole.
Posted on September 25, 2011 - 03:00:03
P3NGU!N writes...
Why the crack ho rape homeless sexual in the dog? I take my freak to the McDonald he get mad and eat korean little boy!! Is ok to give soju to fat girr if she is evil japan grape? Please help me about the Korean Jesus to make fucking love in the kimchi!!!
Posted on September 22, 2011 - 07:59:28
crack whore writes...
Japan peoples never say sorry.
Posted on September 10, 2011 - 17:17:26
Ryan Scott writes...
Grapes and has dirty sex with korean girl, even though he is homeless sexual.
Posted on August 31, 2011 - 21:56:11
Not the Sea of Japan? writes...
Dear Korea is best, I have some ignorance about the Sea of Japan that Korea calls East Sea. How can I call this body of water if it lies to the West of my country? The East Sea to the West, or is it better to call it the Sea of Korea? Please help.
Posted on August 28, 2011 - 03:11:56
EXCEL writes...
GREAT WEBSITE! I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! it is exactly everything...
hey why is korea so crowded? especially Seoul?
do women love to have the babys??
Posted on August 16, 2011 - 10:52:29
Kim So Spunk writes...
Why west make help book for Korean> We read and get shame cause can't change and kill selves. West plan for Korean to kill self. Hate west
Posted on August 13, 2011 - 12:06:50
Doug writes...
I am a crack ho and would like to come to Korea to grape your women and eat all your drugs.
Posted on August 9, 2011 - 15:06:32
lol writes...
north korea is best korea
Posted on August 9, 2011 - 12:50:43
MakeWithTHEFuckingLoveNOW writes...
YOU PAY ME NOW?!
Posted on August 8, 2011 - 13:10:13
satire suckas writes...
OH NOS!!!! the Korean secret service is coming for you, you fat American pig!! They know your IP address!! RUUNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted on August 3, 2011 - 06:55:42
juan paolo delacruz writes...
this goes to show that koreans are stupid in english
Posted on August 1, 2011 - 11:44:45
nadhis writes...
dafit becham
Posted on July 31, 2011 - 23:10:19
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Posted on July 20, 2011 - 03:37:00

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