Questions which are frequent times having asked (FAQ)


Your website sucks. It's fake.

Some foregners say that website is saying a lie, so why don't you say to my face? Now I have a list of your name (from comments) so I am go to Geckos with my family and give you the shame. You don't like my website? Get out my country!

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I'd just like to say that I disagree with the content of this site, but respect your freedom to express yourself.

If you don't like, why don't you leave? Get out my country!

You sound like Yoda.

Yoda? You make insult about me because I am small. And well you should not. For my ally is the Kimchi, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Kimchi around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship.

Why is there no Flash on your website?

Korean culture needs electricity to work. I am sad about it, but Flash needs many electricity. So, the low peoples in Africa need to learn about Korea so we have no flash to them.

You are an idiot. It's HomoSexual, not Homeless Sexuals.

Now you are having race against people because they have no home. Maybe Hitler is your friend? Do you play with Hitler and his toy? You are a race man. So, you think a man has no house and he cannot have sexual?
In foregn country many homeless man have sexual but in Korea the homeless man have soju. But even Homeless Soju have sexual, but he likes girl Homeless Soju.

Where can I meet a Homeless Sexual?

The Homeless Sexual lives on Brokeback mountain and Itaewon but do not talk to the Homeless Sexual or he will make grape with your backhole.

What should I do if I see a foregner?

You must respect Korea culture. Please avoid foregner but if foregner looks evil you must   stare at foregner or spit on ground (this is the way we must tell other Korea peoples about foregner is close).

I am a foreigner.

Please know that your life is not over. There are options about you. Suicide, soju, obsessive dogmatic behavior(gaming, Jesus, nationalism, hate), for example.


You are racist.

See question directly below.

This website is too obvious. The satire isn't clever enough to be taken seriously.

See question directly above.

Welcome to Korea.

We make this website for the world. Hello foregn peoples!! Please choose your problems:

Tell about the criminal here

Don't worry, we have private. Because, for example, only people who have internet will see it.

Comments

Taegu writes...
Korean's are super people, great, big hearts... Until you put them behind the wheel of a car, then.... POOF! Instant Idiot!
Posted on July 29, 2010 - 22:23:36
1 writes...
As everybody knows, Koreans are not intellectually oriented at all like the blogger isn't.
Posted on July 28, 2010 - 15:21:06
1111 writes...
111111111111
Posted on July 24, 2010 - 12:23:48
bad english writes...
LOL
Posted on July 22, 2010 - 13:26:09
Putang Ina! writes...
Putang Ina tagalog-in mo na lang!
Posted on July 22, 2010 - 00:47:11
Japan writes...
lots of homeless sexuals
Posted on July 20, 2010 - 03:42:23
adf writes...
adf
Posted on July 19, 2010 - 22:32:48
LittleMissEnglish writes...
MY goodnesS!!
Posted on July 18, 2010 - 02:57:58
lmfao writes...
lol soo random
Posted on July 17, 2010 - 13:13:17
Anonymous writes...
wth, it's been months when i last saw this website and it still haven't changed a bit??
Posted on July 17, 2010 - 03:32:22
mmmmff.. writes...
"naah writes...the grammar in this website SUCKS !"

U DONT GET THE JOKE, RICHT?
Posted on July 17, 2010 - 01:54:21
lol writes...
you need more 'as you know" and "we" and "also" and "moreover" and "frankly" in your writeups...love it
Posted on July 16, 2010 - 04:24:57
LOL writes...
tell me naah is joking (likely) ...and KJI too (unlikely)...
POwer to the 4 of seasons and the kindly of world...
ppl really dont get this shit? lol...
Posted on July 16, 2010 - 04:20:57
MrGuy writes...
Damn homeless!
Posted on July 16, 2010 - 01:04:19
naah writes...
the grammar in this website SUCKS !
Posted on July 15, 2010 - 08:10:15
Kim Jong ill writes...
We should make peace with all people but not the Japan, America beef, dirty Asia, Russia, China, Africa, also the strange country, for example Europe. ? >>> That just described the whole world, wtf!
Posted on July 15, 2010 - 04:38:34
M&M writes...
fuckin dirty asia with the aids and the no moral thinking.
they never say the sorry.
Posted on July 15, 2010 - 00:28:27
Dan writes...
But I like Korea more then fucking China, Japan, North Korea. Especially Chinese are sucks.
Posted on July 13, 2010 - 21:19:12
Micky D writes...
Yes. Now it understands everything
Posted on July 13, 2010 - 07:23:37
jn writes...
hjkö
Posted on July 12, 2010 - 17:15:59

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